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| Well, it's been a while since I posted something new, but here's a little MST I just finished:
http://tux-aka-joseph.livejournal.com/311843.html
It’s doubly fun for me because the fan fiction being MSTed is one by my ex; so not only do I get to bash horrible fan fiction like I enjoy, I also get to make fun of the worst mistake of my life to date. Also, it’s broken into two parts. Link to the second half is at the bottom of the first half. Enjoy! | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment   |
| Well, I’m back, anyone miss me? Sorry, I’ve got nothing particularly new today, but I’ll submit an old classic:
http://tux-aka-joseph.livejournal.com/217293.html
On a more personal note I believe I owe an apology for everyone in the community for not being here, and to two other people in specific, those two people would be legrotesque and gunnhildr.
Anyway, enough from me. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I can't even finish this fic. I just. Can't. And I thought Vaati fanfics were bad before. I almost skipped this one while skimming the descriptions, but it's kind of hard to ignore a fic about Vaati and Ganondorf with mpreg thrown in there. Oh, and did I mention it has 33 chapters? I don't even want to know how much worse it's going to get.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3982296/1/Child_of_Darkness
Oh, how I weep for my fandom :<
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| Omg guys, I miss you. D: Vacations and college and other random silly things have been interfering with my love affair with badfic. D:
Story: Power from Within
Summary: On Hold. 17th chapter. Once falling asleep in the Mayor's house of Ordon, Ashley awakes in the next location of Earth. Following what she had done for the previous two continents Ashely goes about the land restoring the Light to the Spirit. R&R Plz.
The summary. It confuses me. Can someone explain it? D:
Anyway, this fic is a self-insert fic. The authoress proclaims it proudly in her author's notes. Oh, yeah, and she's 19 years old. :/ I dunno. You think she'd grow out of her self-insert phase and move on to bad porn like normal adults. Jeez.
Well, since there are 17 chapters and I have an appallingly short attention span, I shall post funny excerpts from only the first three chapters for your enjoyment. So, uh, enjoy. 8D
( Chapter one: In which Other Fandoms are referenced. )
( Chapter two: In which a Canine is described as a Mary-Sue would be. )
( Chapter three: In which Link's competence is Disregarded. )
I skimmed chapter four and the writing seems to have gotten better.
This fic seems to be exactly like the game only with Ashley thrown into the mix. However... chapter 6 is titled “Light of America” and chapter 17 is titled “Light of Europe.” I guess it’s safe to assume Ashley saves our world from the Nothing Twilight Realm.
If anyone wants to read ahead and see if the story is actually interesting and worth reading in the later chapters, go ahead. :3 I for one have... homework to finish. *shudder*
Until next time, m'dears. :3 | | comments: 18 comments or Leave a comment |
| I decided to google for "zelda fanfiction" for a change. I'm thinking that was a bad idea because I came across "Link story". It's from some Zelda fansite I've never heard of, but their fanfic page is made of fail. This fic is probably one of the worst things I've ever tried to read. I dunno, what do you guys think?
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| So there I was, munching on Raisinets and watching Ocean's Twelve when I decide to look for badfic. After momentarily contemplating such a masochistic impulse, I wandered over to the Pit and found a fic fairly quickly.
Push me under,Pull me further by SinfulDesires-x
Here are her author's notes from the first chapter:
( Yeah, riiiiight. )
So, can you imagine what the actual story is like?
Well, the first two chapters are about a girl named Rachelle and her friends Maria and Danny. I tried to do a preliminary reading but her grudge against her space bar hurt my eyes. I'll try again.
( Memorable excerpts. Or not. )
And now we have Chapter 2. There should be some plot in here somewhere.
( Author's Notes, Chapter 2. )
Yessir, there should be some plot soon...
( Oh, but first, Rachelle likes to torment Chinese people. )
*scrolling through the fic* Ok, plot should be coming up. Although that may not be a good thing. :/
( Blah blah, fanfiction. )
OhGod. I really should learn to thoroughly read these things before I snark them. This fic is worse than I thought. D:
( Chapter 3, aaaaah )
It's midnight. ;_; I'm tiiiired. Only one more chapter, just one more.
( YOUR MOM OOOOOHHHH. Um, I mean, Chapter 4. )
YES, I'M DONE WITH IT.
Last update: 4/5/08
Chances of another update?: Very likely. :(
So, what have we learned today?
Well, I'm really sure anymore. I have a headache.
... I'm going to bed. ;_; | | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment |
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